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New Rohan Class : TrollAfter being long-awaited to be the counter class to useful threads and questions, the Incursion guild in Silva and all that is good and useful, the Troll class has finally emerged. Here are some of the highlights of this class:
- Trolls do not reside under bridges, as commonly believed. They live in the forums, feeding off of clueless and inane forum members, including but not limited to: Senseless.
- Trolls are secluded and hide away in the forums, and rarely come out into the game.
- Trolls do not like having their bellies rubbed. Doing so will result in a flame thread directed at you.
- Trolls can wreck Templars. (*See Silva War Room for examples, look for the names "Nightopia," "Rayun," and "PassedAway."
Stat Distribution: 3 Posts/ 1 Flame Per day.
Skills: 5 on Flame Shield - Prevents the importance of any post, thread, or anything of relation to reach through the thick skull of a troll.
5 on Pride in Number of Forum Posts - Useful for when you have no other point to make; instead, you show off the number of your posts. (For examples, search: Beanie)
7 on Pointless Threads - The primary skill of a troll. MUST BE BUFFED WITH FLAME SHIELD.
0 on QQing - QQing is a useless skill; Anyone using this is not to be considered a forum troll, and should be shunned from the forums altogether.
1 on Rage Quitting forums. - For emergencies only, in case of an forum zerg, RR's
banhammer, or Lyrical.
3 on Thread Pictures - This will allow you to post pictures saved up on your hard drive in the forums. DO NOT MAX THIS SKILL. TP Level 5 may result in diarrhea, stomach pains, and loss of memory, and in severe cases, death may occur.